I'm So Cool!

Okay, so today is Wednesday and I just officially set up my first blog. Yessss!!! 21st Century here I come! Look out Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, there's a new kid in town . . . . and he's takin' names. So yeah, as you can see, I really don't have much to say, I'm so giddy with excitement. I'd like to thank all of my friends who got me to this point. First of all - Deanna. Thank you Deanna! It's because of your help that I set up this blog. I couldn't have done it without you! And Patrick, thank you too! You gave me the great idea for my blogspot's name. Oh, and knowing that you made it this far motivated me to beat you. Thanks, man. Oh, and Riann - thanks for helping me come up with that elusive URL. It was tricky but you did it. You're the best! I'd also like to thank the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences - it's because of you that I didn't go into film. So thanks! Oh, and thanks to my family, too. Without you I wouldn't be alive. And thanks to the grocer for selling me food, and to the mailman for delivering my mail, and to my high school geography teacher for . . . . . . Oh yeah, and thank you Dwight Schrute!